The web home of me

Hey.

PHP's alright.

I used to play in a few bands back in the day. In h.s., my pals and I started a nerd-punk band called Nerd Processor. We liked tinkering with synths and drum machines before we'd even heard anything by Metal Urbain, Tubeway Army or Suicide. That band morphed into a more harsh new wave group, eventually called Hell 9000. Hard to say what we sounded like because we all had ADD like you wouldn't believe, but we managed to rip off Big Black, Wire and Gary Numan and probably a bunch of no-wave bands pretty well. Also, in college, I did some acoustic sets with my pal Doug. So I have these albums we recorded and some live sets from back in the day and thought I'd make an archive of them eventually. So that will reside here when I get around to it.

I'd like to give an e-shout out to Mike for maintaining fscked like a mofo and never selling out to the man. Long live reverse engineering and family farms, brother.

If you absolutely have to talk to me, try aim. If that fails, try e-mailing me at <phonetic>ess cee oh tee tee</phonetic> (at) fscked (dot) org.